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Afternoon by The Troopers

AfternoonSTONE DEVIL SHADE!!! - -AFTERNOON- - TROOPERS PRESENTS AFTERNOON ... WRITTEN BY SHADE AND OINNO ... PS OINNO IS NOT A MEMBER OF THE TROOPERS!! THIS INTRO BY STONE! ... PRESS SPACE! - I THE TROOPERS PRESENTS: 'AFTERNOON' - E A SHADE AND OINNO PRODUCTION. - C THIS PART WAS WRITTEN BY SHADE, INCLUDING THE MUSIC. IN THE NEXT PART: GRAPHICS BY OINNO ... CODING BY SHADE ... MUSIC BY BOTH, SHADE AND OINNO ... IT INCLUDES 18 MINUTES OF TEXT, 7 MINUTES OF MUSIC, REAL METAL-FLASHING AND BELLY BIRD HIMSELF - E CAN YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE SPACE-BAR NOW? - F WELL, NO MORE BOASING, PLEASE!!! - E HERE ARE SOME OF THE TROOPERS' LATEST PROGRAMS: MOONETIC --- MAGNETIC --- TROOPERS' X-PRESS --- CHRISTMAS '87 --- - C SOON COMING: A GAME CALLED 'TIME FORCE' WRITTEN BY SHADE (ME)!! - G MESSAGE TO NEW LIFE: HAVE YOU GOT A SINUS-MAKER OR SOMETHING? I SAW THE MARVELLOUS SPRITES CO-ORDINATIONS IN THE 'BANGKOK-DEMO'. IF YOU HAVE ONE, SEND IT !! WAITING FOR THE HELLOS? WELL, PRESS SPACE! - G DEVIL, I REALLY FOULED YOU WITH THIS TUNE, TELLING YOU IT WAS DONE BY ROB! LANG NESE!! HAHA - H P R E S S S P A C E ! - G OBS, THAT WAS THE PIZZA-R - H COME ON PRESS SPACE!! - N WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, PRESS IT! - ]C AFTERNOON... CREATED BY SHADE AND OINNO... GRAPHICS BY OINNO ... CODING BY SHADE ... MUSIC BY BOTH, SHADE AND OINNO ... (/) MCMLXXXVIII THE TROOPERS#. OH,YEAH!]C AT THE MO. WE ARE AT SHADE'S HOUSE...AND HIS KEYBOARD IS A DISASTER! THE 'N' AND THE '9' KEYS ARE SO HARD, YOU GOT TO USE A PUNCH AND A SLEDGE-HAMMER TO GET 'EM PRESSED, BUT DON'T FEAR 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT ALL THE EQUIPMENT NEEDED! AS USUAL WE'RE LISTENING TO THE * JEAN MICHEL JARRE, AND OINNO IS ACCOMPANIMENTING HIM ON MY( SHADE ) MINI PIANO WHICH IS 2*4 CM BIG!! WONDERFUL...]F NOW IT'S TIME TO TELL THE STORY BEHIND THIS COOPERATION BETWEEN SHADE AND OINNO.]D FOUR YEARS AGO, OINNO GOT A COMPUTER. IT WAS A NEW AND EXCITING THING, AND WE LOVED ALL THE GAMES. AFTER SOME TIME THE 'TURBO TAPE' ENTERED THE '64. IT WAS A REVOLUTION, A BIGGER REVOLUTION THAN CROSSING THE BORDER! WE GOT A LOT OF GAMES, AND WE RAN AROUND IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD ALL DAY TO GET THEM. FOR SOME TIME I (SHADE) HADN'T GOT A CASSETTE-RECORDER AND COULDN'T PLAY ANY GAMES AT ALL. THEREFORE I STARTED PROGRAMMING BASIC. BUT THEN I GOT A CASSETTE-RECORDER AND I FORGOT ALL THE PROGRAMMING UNTIL A FRIEND OF MINE SAID HE COULD DO SOME MC. I WAS VERY INTERESTED, AND ASKED HIM TO TEACH ME SOME. HE DID, BUT AFTER A TIME HE QUITED THE $64. NOW I STARTED DOING SMALL MC-INTROS, AND AN ANOTHER GUY AND I STARTED A CREW. WE SPLIT AFTER A WHILE. I HAD KNOWN DEVIL FOR SOME TIME AND WE CONTINUED THE WORK IN THIS CREW. LATER ON STONE ASKED TO JOIN US AND I SAID YES 'CAUSE HE WAS THE BEST AROUND. AT FIRST DEVIL WOULDN'T EVEN TALK TO HIM ON THE PHONE 'CAUSE HE THOUGHT STONE SOUNDED VERY NAUGHTY. BUT I FORCED HIM AND NOW THEY ARE GOOD FRIENDS OR]C?? WE CHANGED OUR NAME TO THE TROOPERS ([/)!! AT THIS MOMENT OINNO HAD ALMOST QUITED, BUT I (SHADE) SAW HE HAD DONE A DRAWING OF A CITY ON A PIECE OF PAPER. I ASKED HIM IF HE COULD DO IT ON THE $64 'CAUSE I KNEW HE WAS A GREAT DRAWER!! WE DID SOME MUSIC TOGETHER AND HERE IS DAS RESULTAS. GUTEN TAG, DEVIL! WIE FINDEST DU DEUTSCH?? NICHT SO GUT?? EG VONAR DU IKKJE LIKAR DET, KVA?!!!]C WELL, THAT'S OUR STORY IN BRIEF. IF YOU HAVE 'SUPER CHANNEL' YOU JUST GOT TO LOOK AT 'ITN-NEWS' AT 10.00 PM EVERY WEEKDAY. THE SPEAKER IS REALLY COOL! HEY, JOHN SUCHET(_OR HOWEVERY YOU SPELL IT)!]D ... WELL, IT'S GETTING LATE AND I THINK I'LL QUIT NOW, BUT JUST WAIT 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO CONTINUE TOMORROW, BYE,BYE ! ]D..]K ]D.. HELLO, AGAIN (YAWN) !! THIS IS THE NEXT DAY. NOW WE HAVE MOVED OVER TO OINNO'S PLACE. HE HAS GOT A LITTLE BROTHER WHOSE NAME IS 'HANS KRISTOFFER' AND HE IS REALLY A WILD CHILD. HE'S TRYING TO TURN OF THE COMPUTER ALL THE TIME, DRINKING OF A BIG BOTTLE OF COKE!! THE BOTTLE IS BIGGER THAN HIMSELF AND HE'S GOT A GREAT DEAL OF PROBLEMS. BUT HE'S SOON FINISHED,R]DAAP!!!]C WELL, I BETTER LEAVE THE KEYBOARD TO OINNO AND TAKE OVER THE BABY-SITTING(A LOT OF WORK) ...]C ... HELLO THIS IS OINNO SPEAKING THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I WRITE A SCROLL-TEXT, BUT I HOPE IT'S NOT THE LAST ONE]C.. MY BROTHER AND SHADE IS FIGHTING. I MIGHT JOIN THEM 'CAUSE I WANT SOME SWEATS TOO. SHADE IS PLAYING WITH MY BROTHERS TOY-CAR, BUT MY BROTHER DENIES, 'CAUSE HE THINKS SHADE USES TOO MUCH BATTERY]C!! JARRE IS EQUINOXED]E.. MY BROTHER JUST BROKE ONE OF MY VETERAN-CARS]C.. I THINK I HAVE TO TELL HIM TO BUY A NEW ONE!!! I SOON THINK SHADE IS FED UP WITH BABY-SITTING(IT'S A VERY HARD JOB 'CAUSE THE BABY, MY BROTHER, IS A BOY THAT CAN'T SIT STILL). AT THE MOMENT SHADE IS SLEEPING THE BABY-SITTING WAS MAYBE TOO HARD FOR HIM. BUT MY BROTHER COULDN'T LET HIM SLEEP HE THINK HE HAS TO WAKE HIM UP. THE JARRE JUST STOPPED I THINK I HAVE TO TURN THE CASSETTE. THE BABY-SITTER IS VERY FED UP. I THINK I'LL GIVE HIM A HAND. SHADE RETURNS...]L YES, FOLKS! SHADE'S BACK... HERE IS A LITTLE TIPS: IF YOU WANT THIS SCROLL TO LOOK REAL METALIC, THEN MOVE YOUR ASS A FEW METERS FROM THE TELLY.]G TODAY I WAS IN THE TOWN TO GET SOME MONEY. YOU SEE, I NEED ONLY 12000 NOK (ABOUT 2000 DOLLARS) TO BUY A NEW SYNTHESIZER. WHEN I SHOULD GET THE MONEY FROM THE BANK, THEY SAID I WASN'T OLD ENOUGH, I HAD TO GET MY MOTHER!]C STUPID BANK-MANAGEMENT... A/B/C BANK SUXX!!!]F JARRE RULES...JACKSON IS DEAD!!!]G HE SOUNDS LIKE A HORSE!!!]E HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!!]E ]C..]G AT THE MOMENT I'M MAKING A GAME IT'LL BE OUT SOON...]F OK, LET'S GO ON WITH THE HELLOS.]C SPECIAL HELLOS GO TO THE OTHER TROOPERS#MEMBERS STONE# AND DEVIL# ... HELLO TO: * NEW LIFE * DIGITAL CRACKERS * RAWHEAD * DST(HOLLAND) * TERENCE (STILL WARM IN SINGAPORE) * ACTIVE CRACKING TEAM(ACT) * GNC * GENE OF ACE * LOWBOY(SORRY) * OMEGA * MOODY * I HOPE I DIDN'T MISS ANYBODY, COZ I HAVEN'T GOT A LIST AT THE MOMENT...]C JEAN MICHEL JARRE RANKING LIST:]C 5. ZOOLOOK 4. MAGNETIC FIELDS 3. EQUINOXE 2. OXYGENE 1. RENDEZ-VOUS]C HAS ANYBODY HEARD ABOUT 'MUSIC FOR SUPERMARKETS' BY JARRE? IT'S AN ALBUM, WHICH JUST EXCISTS IN ONLY ONE COPY. IT WAS SOLD TO A RITCH-MAN FOR A LOT OF MONEY, I THINK IT WAS 6.500 POUNDS! I THINK I'LL CALL HIM AND ASK IF I CAN GET A COPY OF IT. THERE IS ONLY ONE PROBLEM: I HAVEN'T GOT THE NUMBER!!]D OH, I LOVE JARRE'S TUNES!!]I THANKS TO 'GEVION' FOR THE 'PYTON-MAGAZINE' D0LLE D0CK IS SOOO C]DOOL!]F EVERYTHING IS COMING TO AN END, THIS TEXT TOO. SO BYE, BYE!]D OH, SHIT! I FORGOT TO SAY THIS: HALLO, BREDE! SER DU PAA? _(C) DEVIL]E HEY, OVERLOOK! WHAT ABOUT CHANGING YOU NAME TO UNDERLOOK, 'CAUSE SOMEONE MIGHT SURVEY YOU. LIKE I DID THIS TIME, I REALLY OVERLOOKED YOU!]F HERE IS A JOKE I HAVE MADE ALL BY MY SELF:]D DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU GET WISE OF DRINKING 10 BOTTLES OF WATER?]R..WELL, THEN YOU KNOW IT'S NOT VERY SMART, EH??]L DO YOU WANT TO CONTACT THE TROOPERS ([/) THEN WRITE TO:]D OLE M. PETTERSEN,]E VABRAATEN 126,]D N-1370 ASKER,]C NORWAY,]F SEND US SOME DISKS AND SOME JOKES...]M NOW IT'S RELLY ABOUT TIME WE QUIT WRITING SO GOOD BYE, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!!]N GUTEN NACHT, DEVIL!]M HEY, YOU WANNA READ MORE FOLKS?]C GRAB A BOOK AND START READING A SHIT STORY! WHAT ABOUT 'THE SMELLY FISH' BY JACK PARIS]C OR]C 'THE SEARCH FOR A LEMON' BY LE LEMON]E OR]C '50 WAYS TO PICK UP A PHONE' BY N. UMBER]E OR]E 'THE JOLLY OLD BUTTER BOOK' BY MISS FAT]E WELL, FOLKS THAT'S ALL THE BOOK TIPS FOR TODAY, BYE BYE BEY BEY YEB EYBBYBYEBYBY]J B Y E , B Y E ! !]N (C) THE TROOPERS 1988]E A SHADE AND OINNO PRODUCTION]E STARRING: NEW YORK CITY ... BELLY BIRD ... MR.RASTER ... CO-PRODUCER: $64]J ] - QRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ -

Blue Dreams by The Troopers

Blue Dreams - ...A NEW GENERATION - PRESS SPACE. - THE TROOPERS PRESENTS "BLUE DREAMS" WRITTEN BY DEVIL AND IDOL. CODE AND RIPPING BY IDOL. PRESENTED BY THE TROOPERS 1987. - ...A NEW GENERATION - PLEASE ENTER YOUR NAME. - - PRESS SPACE. - SEARCHING... - PRESS RETURN TO GO ON - HELLO SHADE!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST MILLENIUM?? (MILLENIUM = 1000 YEARS,SUCKER!) CALL 795535 (OR GAMLEHJEMMET) NOW!!!!! - HELLO MOODY! YOU ARE A GREAT MATE! THANKS FOR DA NU GAMES! DEVIL HEARD SIV S. ON DA RADIO YESTERDAY GIVE HER HIS REGARDS,PLEASE. (STILL NOT WEARIN YER SAM FOX T-SHIRT?!) - FUCK OFF YOU NASTY MUTANTS!!! THERE AINT NO PLACE FOR RECRACKERS IN THIS WORLD,SO JUST BEAT IT,WILLYA?! WE DESPISE YOU DEEEPLY....... - WE REALLY DON'T BELIEVE SOMEONE CAN HAVE A NAME LIKE THAT!! SUCH NASTY LANGUAGE! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! TSHTSHTSHTSH! - HELLO JAZZCAT MEMBER! WE GREET YOU WELCOME TO THIS AMAZING DEMO! -OH,NO! A LI'L MOSQUITO! "SWAT" "SPLAT" -HA! IT'S DEAD!!! HOPE YOU EXCUSE OUR SMALL JOKE!! HAHA! - HIGH ON CRACK,JAZOO? COKE IS IT! (TO DRINK I MEAN...) HOW DID YOU LIKE ANDERSEN AT JONG AND PLAYIN WITH DEVIL IN THE SKOOL MOOZIX - I'D LIKE THAT!(IF YOU'RE A GIRL,THAT IS) BUT REMEMBER IN THESE AIDS TIMES: WEAR RUBBER!!! - HELLO OMEGA! LIKE YOUR PICCIES!(EXCEPT "D0LLE") WE WERE THE FIRST WITH OUR D0LLE D0CK DEMO! TUFF LUCK!! PLEASE STOP GREETING THE MEGATEAM. - HELLO BOYZE! DEVIL WANTS HIS DISK & JARRE STUFF BACK.HI SPITTY! HAVE YOU REACHED 1000 MACHINE-CODE BOOKS YET?? HAHAHAH! REMEMBER: THESCROLLISTOOFASTFORTHESCREEN TOREMEMBERWHATITSAW! - YODELEEE,BREDE! HAHAHA! I GUESS YOU ARE PRETTY PROUD OF HAVING YOUR NAME IN THIS DEMO... FORBANNA TISSELADD! - HELLO STONE! YOU ARE A SWELL GUY! ITS A SHAME YOU WOULDNT JOIN LE TROOPERS WAS IT NICE IN SPAIN??? LIKED YER JAZZY INTRO!! - HALLA BALLA! DET ER FACTISC ZWEI TEKSTER TIL DEG I DENNE DEMOEN! GAMLE KALOSJ!! . . . VI HADDE TENKT A VENTE PA DEG FOR A LAGE DENNE DEMOEN MEN 4 UKER ER LITT I MESTE LAGET,YE OLDE EAGLE!!! (DEVIL) - HELLO MYSELF! (ARE YOU REALLY WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE?) I (IDOL) DID INDEED WRITE THIS TEXT AND PROGRAM THIS PROGRAM AND RIP + RELOCATE THE MUSIK. SO YOU (I?) SEE:I AM OVERALL A REALLY - SWELL GUY WHO EVERYBODY LIKES!!!! - HELLO DEVIL! ARE YOU REALLY DEVIL? NOPE,YOU AINT! WHAT A LOUSY GUY YOU ARE! TRYING TO SAY YOU'RE ME,JUST COZ I MAKE SO WONDERFUL GRAPHIXX! BET YOU DID OR IS GOING TO DO THE SAME WITH IDOL! DU LURER IKKE MEG!!! - HELLO KJETLAS! SORRY THAT I WUZ SO SLOW WITH THE RETURNING OF YER DISKS! BUT NOW YOU HAVE THEM.PLEASE SEND ME SOME GOOD PROGRAMS AND NOT THAT SHIT YOU USUALLY SEND ME.(NO OFFENCE,PLEASE!!!) YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SO VERY QUICK! - YOU CANT BE A MEMBER OF THE TROOPERS! AH,GIMME A BREAK! YOU EVEN SPELT IT WRONG! TRY AGAIN! - HELLO O GREAT ONE!(SURE YOURE A TRP'ER?) WE REALLY BEAT'EM ALL,DON'T WE? NORWEGIANS DO IT BETTER! IDOL DEVIL SHADE ...A NEW GENERATION... EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT,1001!! - HELLO HIPPO! STILL GOING STRONG,EH?? THANKS FOR THE ORIGINALS!!! HILS VOLDELIGE TOMMY FRA DEVIL! NCA DIGGER,YUCK! - -DO YOU NOW WHY YOU GOT THAT NAME? -ERR...NO! -COZ YER PARENTS COULDNT SPELL AAGHUEECHHCHHYYEEEECHUMMSSCCL! - OH,WHAT A UGLY NAME! WAS YER MOTHER RAPED BY A BLIND APE??? HIHIHIHIIIIIAAAARHRHAHAHHHAAAARH! - THE TROOPERS PRESENTS "BLUE DREAMS" WRITTEN BY DEVIL AND IDOL. CODE AND RIPPING BY IDOL. PRESENTED BY THE TROOPERS 1987. - OH,YES! COKE IS THAT MEGATASTY DRINK WE ALL LOVE! IT IS THE CHOICE OF WINNERS!! WE HATE CLONES LIKE PEPSI ETC.WAAACCCH! COCA-COLA:THE WORLD RULER! - HELLO TLD! SORRY 'BOUT MY LATE LETTERS! I HAD A MARVELLOUS TIME IN DENMARK!!! YOU SHOULD 'AVE'EM BY NOW. - HELLO CHIVE! STILL DOIN'64??? . STIG ER EI KOLLE! GREETINGS,GREETINGS,GREETINGS TO YOU! - CBM 64! YES THIS IS YE OLDE '64!!! 6502 PROCESSOR 1MHZ OPERATION. 6567 VIDEO INTERFACE CHIP (VIC) 6581 SOUND INTERFACE DEVICE (SID) 6526 * 2 COMPLEX INTERFACE ADAPTER (CIA)SOME FACTS ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE COMPUTER! - HELLO PROJECTOR! . HELVETES KOLLE!!! IBM KOMPATIBEL IDIOT!!! - HELLO HOWARD THE DICK! OOHPS:DUCK! HAVE YOU MADE ANY GREAT GRAPHIXX YET? HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A LOOOONG TIME(DEVIL) - HELLO STIG! HUH? ARE YOU USING YER 64? GOT YOUR FLOPPY YET? GREETINGS FROM ...DEVIL... - HELLO GUYS! WE DONT KNOW YOU,BUT WE'D LIKE TO.IF YOU WISH TO CONTACT US,CALL: NORWAY (0)2 783306 (LARS) SHADE OR WRITE TO: A NEW GENERATION C/O DEVIL,VABRAATEN 126 1392 VETTRE,NORWAY. - - HOLD THE KEYS 'T'+'R'+'P'TO SEE THE NEXT SCREEN. PRESS SPACE TO PROCEED. - - PHDBAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ -

Blue Touch by The Troopers

Blue Touch - PRESENTS ON THE 28TH OF APRIL THE BLUE TOUCH. ALISTO.. THE BISCUIT-BAR.. HERE! TRY ONE INTRO BY THE TROOPERS - THE BLUE TOUCH. PRESENTS ON THE 28TH OF APRIL - TINTRO BY THE TROOPERS - HMMM... I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE? THEM..?? NO... OR PERHAPS.. NO.. THE ST*RS,I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED! STARS PRESENTATIONS..DEDICATED TO A FEW... AAAWW! THE NASTY GHOSTS FROM THE CREAPY ADVERTISMENTS HAVE COME TO HAUNT YOU.. AND AGAIN,AND AGAIN! KELLOGG'S CORNFLAKES BUSTS YOUR FACE WITH IT'S NEWCLEAR SHOVERS,AND IT'S HITECH PIMPLE GROWER.. GET INTO LOVE... CHOCO-CARAMEL,SATISFACTION. RAIDER,RAIDER GOT TO HAVE IT EVERYWHERE! EASY,BOY! ONE MARS A DAY KEEPS YOU WORK,REAST AND PLAY! THAT WAS REALLY GREAT ROWING,DEAR.. AI,AI,CAPTAIN! AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO EAT FOR US ASWELL.. HUH? SINCE WHEN DID YOU EAT CHOCHOLATE? SINCE BALISTO.. THE BISCUIT-BAR.. HERE! TRY ONE.. YOU'LL LIKE IT! HMMM! IT'S DIFFERENT! -NOT SO SWEET! GET YOUR TOOTHPASTE AND GET A BITE OUT OF THIS! FUCK UP,AND GO TO BED! FLEX YOUR FINGERS AND PRESS OUTER SPACE! IN THE NEXT PART: PLEASE CHECK OUT THE ANIMATIONS! GRAPHIX AND MUSIC BY DEVIL,CODING AND CHARS BY SHADE! THIS MOZIKK BY JEROEN TEL... HALLO,BREDE! SER DU PAA?? - GIVING YOU THIS LITTLE PRODUCTION BY THE TROOPERS... - C NO HARD FEELINGS, FANS! BUT THE MUZIQUE AND THE BIT-MAP ARE DONE BY DEVIL. THE CODING AND CHARSET ARE DONE BY - C.. YEAH! IT'S SHADE!!! - K IF YOU WANT OUR TOP-GREETINGS, THEN STAY TUNED - THEY'RE COMING UP, FREAKS! INCLUDING THE LAMERS / - D SO YOU'LL PROBABLY BE THERE YOU TO, HAHAHA! - OK, THAT WAS A JOKE! - F AS YOU SEE THERE'S THIS NEW GROUP: - C WE'RE MEMBERS FROM ^ ACE ^ JAZZCAT ^ THE OLD "NEW STARS". WE'RE ALSO ^ SPIRIT ^ AND OURSELVES - C $ THE TROOPERS $ - * SHADE CONTINUES WRITING... - C TODAY WE HAD ONE OF THESE BIG TESTS AT SCHOOL. HURRA, THERE ARE ONLY 3 LEFT! - JARRE RULES! AC/DC S U C K S - C # BALLS TO THE WALL MEN! # - HI! THIS IS THY OLDE MATEY [DEVIL![ WITH SOME HUMOUR AFTER - LITTLE CONVERSATION.. - TELL IT TO MY HEART! - WOW! TAYLOR DAYNE! CAN I FUCK YOU..?? - BAH! KISS MY ASS! - OK! I'D RATHER KISS YOU THERE,THAN ON THOSE LIPS OF YOURS... - SORRY TNT! (HE HE) - THIS IS ONLY SHADE, INTERRUPTING! DEVIL IS TALKING TO SPIRIT ON THE PHONE AND NOW I'M HERE! - D THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, I'VE NOTHING TO TELL YOU, FOLKS. I'LL BE BACK LATER! - YO! I'M BACK! NICE TALKING TO SPIRIT! - OK! SOME SPECIAL REGARDS TO THE FOLLOWING DUDES FOR NICE PHONECALLS.. - D ^ NEW LIFE..HI THOMAS! VERY NICE TALKING TO YOU! I'LL SEND YOU ONE OF MY PENGUINS, OR PERHAPS A POLAR BEAR! ^ THE BFD-CREW.. HI OSCAR! THANX TO YOU TOO, FOR VERY COOL CALLS! ^ GENE.. HE HE HE! VERY NICE JOIKING, BOY! ^ - E HMM.. CAN'T REMEMBER ANYONE ELSE.. - TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME..I WANNA FEEL YOUR BODY! - WOW! SAMANTHA FOX! CAN I FUCK YOU??!! - BAH! KISS MY ASS! - IS STILL TALKING ON THE PHONE! HE'S BLOCKING ME LINE! - HEY SHADE! STOP CHATTING! - AH! SHUT UP,OLE! - HAH! THIS IS MY HOUSE! (THUMB!) - OUCH! DON'T HIT ME! YOU'RE SO STRONG! OUCH! - HMM...HE'S STILL TALKING.. - D AW,MY GOD! (DEDICATED TO STONE..) - C PLEASE DON'T CALL ME,AND ASK IF YOU CAN BE A MEMBER OF THE TROOPERS,OR THE STARS.. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE MEMBERS! JUST CALL ME,OR WRITE ME IF YOU'RE A R - CEEAL GOOD CODER,OR A PAINTER.. - IF YOU WANNA SWAP, YOU CAN CALL - L (NORWAY (47)) OR YOU CAN WRITE TO - OLE MARIUS PETTERSEN - O VABRAATEN 126.. - G N-1392 VETTRE - F JUST A LITTLE QUESTION.. % WHY IS THERE NO NORWEGIANS DOING CONFERENCES?? (/) - HOW DO YE LIKE ME ANIMATIONS..? - D SORRY! HAVE TO EAT SOME MORE BISCUITS NOW.. SEE YOU LATER ON WITH THE GREETINGS! - L SHADE IS ENTERING... - C DEVIL IS A LITTLE NAUGHTY BOY. FIRST HE EATS UP ALL THE CRACKERS AND THEN HE PLAYS HIS LITTLE 'CASIO' KEYBOARD. - I BETTER TELL YOU SOME CRAP TO FILL UP THE EMPTY BYTES IN YER BRAIN.. - C THIS SUMMER SOME FRIENDS OF MINE AND I ARE GOING TO ENGLAND ON A LANGUAGE TRAVEL. THEN WE'RE MIGHT GOING TO THE GIGA-JARRE CONCERT. OH, SHIT! IT'S GOING TO BE SO COOOL - HOPE WE GET SOME TICKETS!! - H DEVIL PLEASE STOP PLAYING THAT BLOODY KEYBOARD, WOULD YOU? - C OR AT LEAST TURN DOWN THE VOLUME? - E OH, SHIT ... ARGGGH ... - F WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME TO GET HOME AND EAT DINNER. BUT I'LL BE BACK, OK? HEAVY SUX! - EEE! WE'RE BACK! WHILE WRITING THIS TEXT,WE'RE LISTENING TO JEROEN TEL'S 'CYBERNOID' MUSIC.. GOSH! IT'S - E HEY PARROT! CAN YOU TALK? - YEARP! BUT CAN YOU FLY?? - HYDR,HYDR.. AREAL COOL ONE.. - G OK! I THINK WE'LL DO SOME GREETINGS NOW.. - G BUT REMEMBER: THE RANKINGS ARE NOT MINE.. THIS IS THE STARS' RANKINGS.. IF YOU'RE LOW ON THE LIST,IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOUR STUFF IS CRAP.. THEY'RE MADE BY ALL THE STARS MEMBERS! EXCEPT ME! OK! FIRST OF ALL SOME SP CIAL HELLOS TO STONE OF THE TROOPERS,AND TO ALL THE OTHER 'STARS' MEMBERS.. - D OUR RANKED GREETINGS GO TO - F 20. [ NEW LIFE [ - I 19. [ ONLINE [ - I 18. [ HOTLINE [ - I 17. [ RADWAR [ - I 15. [ MADSQUAD [ - I 14. [ JEWELS [ - I 13. [ ORION [ - I 12. [ TRIAD [ - I 11. [ AGILE [ - J 8. [ DOMINATORS [ - I 7. [ FUSION [ - I 5. [ PAPPILONS [ - I 4. [ TRANSCOM [ - H 3. [ FAIRLIGHT [ - I 2. [ THE WANDERER GROUP [ - D AND ON THE TOP.. - D NR.1 [ IKARI [ - C ... PHU! -AND THERE'S MORE TO COME.. - THE ALPHABETICAL GREETINGS, GO TO - C ^ ALPHAFLIGHT ^ - D ^ ATLANTIS .. WHAT'S UP,BOYS? LOWBOY'S QUITTING..? WHAT A SHAME! ^ - D ^ BYTERAPERS ..HOWDY GRENDEL! SORRY FOR BEEING LATE! HOPE I CAN COME TO YER COPY-PARTY THIS SUMMER! SEND SOON! ^ - D ^ THE D.S.T .. THE TAPE WITH THE DIGI IS ON THE WAY..MADE IN A STUDIO BY A FRIEND OF MINE..(SHADE) ^ - D ^ END OF CENTURY ..HELLO 'PETTY'! COOL DEMOS! I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR NEXT DEMO! SHADE LOVES THE LITTLE BRAT ON YOUR INTRO! SEND SOON! ^ - D ^ THE BFD-CREW .. HEY FUZZ! VERY COOL TALKING TO YOU! SORRY,BUT I CAN'T CALL YOU! MY MUM WOULD KILL ME! IF I MEET YOU ON A COPY-PARTY,DON'T FORGET TO BRING AN EXTRA TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE.. HE HE HE! ^ - D ^ GCF ..YO! MEGALINE! SORRY FOR BEEING LATE! -OR FOR NOT SENDING AT ALL.. TO MANY CONTACTS! ^ - CLLOVE YOUR NEU DRAWINGS! I HAD AACHENER-PLUEMLI AND APFEL JUICE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING! COKE IS BETTER THOUGH... SEND SOON..AND BY THE WAY.. THERE WAS ENOUGH STAMPS ON YER LAST SENDING! ..SEE YOU! [ - D ^ LACC ..NOW WE'RE STARS! ^ - D ^ LEVEL 99 ..HI KGB! YOUR LOADER IS JUST INCREADIBLY GOOD! WHO HAS MADE THE GOD DAMNED,FUCKING COOL LOGO !?? BUT WHY THE HELL AREN'T WE IN YOUR RANKINGS! SEND SOON! ^ - D ^ RAWHEAD ..HEY GUYS! SMALL GUYS! HE HE HE! ..(JOKE..?) ^ - D ^ SCIENCE 451.. HEY TOMMY.. WHY HAVEN'T YOU SENT THOSE DISKS? HURRY UP! NICE PHONE CALLS! ^ - D ^ SIDEWIZE... SORRY ABOUT NOT PUTTING YOU IN THE TOP 20 RANKINGS,BUT AS I SAID..THOSE ARE THE TOP SWAPPERS.. I DIDN'T MAKE THEM.. I WOULDN'T BE THERE MYSELF.. TOO LAZY! GEARF,GEARF! WHATS THIS STUPID WAR BETWEEN U AND TNA? THEY'RE SUCKERS! ^ - D ^ TERENCE.. YEAH! TJING-TJONG CHINESE! HOW'S YOUR CHINESE GOING?! SEND SOON! - D ^ ZENITH..HI GUYS! NICE INTRO! SORRY FOR BEEING LATE! SEND SOON! ^ - C WELL.. THAT'S ABOUT IT.. AND NOW THE - OVERSEAS GREETINGS TO : - E ] THE SURVIVORS ] - E ]THE AVENGERS ] - E ] WEST COAST ADVANGERS ] ... PHU! THAT WAS ALL! - C OOOHPS! I FORGOT - E [OINNO[ YEAH! - THATS ALL OF THEM.. IF NOT.. I'LL KILL MYSELF! PLEASE FORGIVE ME.. - F HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE MY NEW COMPOSITION! AND MY LI'L PIQTURE.. AND OFCOURSE..EHH.. SHADES CODING.. HMM..OK.. - BAH! SHUT UP,YOU BASTARD.. - DON'T CALL ME A BASTARD,YOU BASTARD! - WHAT? DON'T CALL ME A BASTARD,YOU ASSHOLE! - DON'T CALL ME AN ASSHOLE,YOU ASSHOLE.. - WHAT? DON'T CALL ME AN ASSHOLE YOU - E HEY GUYS! I (DEVIL) WANTED TO WATCH 'I DREAM OF JEANNY' AND 'THREE IS COMPANY' ON SKY TONIGHT.. BUT INSTEAD I HAD TO WRITE THIS BLOODY TEXT! IT'S NOT FAIR,IS IT? - HEY,OSCAR! ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH 'FRACKA FREDAG' ON TV TONIGHT.. (FRIDAY 22/4..) DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE! INCASE YOUR EARS GET EMPTY... - C AND A TOWEL...(??) - HEY WOLF! I'VE GOT THE BLUE BELT IN TAEKWON-DO.. HONEST! AND YOU'RE A WHITE BELT? HA! COME OVER HERE,AND I'LL BEAT YA UP!... AND HOW OLD WERE YOU.. 18? EHH... I'M 15.. SORRY..EHH...BUT! I'LL JUST CALL MY INVINCEBLE ARMY OF PENGUINS AND ICEBEARS TO HELP ME..AND MY FRIEND FROM ALTA : GENE THE SAME.. HE'LL ATTACK YOU WITH HIS 'JOIKING'!! - C LOILILOOILO!! (SORRY GENE,BUT I FIND IT INCREADIBLY FUNNY! HIHIHI! ..AND HEY,GENE! DON'T MASTURBATE WHILE PLAYING 'BLOWN AWAY FOR 50 DOLLARS! I DUN'T WANT NO SPANKING ON ME MAGNETICS! ) - OH,NO! THE SUN IS SHINING! - F IT'S HOT! I'M THIRSTY.. - E AW,MY GOD! NO WATER! I'LL HAVE TO DRINK MY CLEARASIL FACE-TONIC! YEAH! NEVER FEAR! I'VE GOT ONE MORE BOTTLE.. - MEETING FRIENDS..HAVING FUN.. CLEARASIL FACE-TONIC.. THE DAILY PROTECTION AGAINST PIMPELS AND BLACK SPOTS.. CLEARASIL FACE-TONIC.. FOR A CLEAN,CLEAR SKIN.. - I HA HA HA! THE SILLIEST ADVERTISMENT ON SKY AND SUPER! EXCEPT FOR - 'FLAB BLASTER..' - D IT REALLY TAKES THE BISCUIT! A - CWW... TWO BARF-BAGS,PLEASE.. WITH 5 MINUTES OF EXCERCISE EVERYDAY,GET FROM FAT,TO WHAT'S FLAT.. PIC UP THE PHONE,AND EXCECISE YOUR RIGHT TO CALL NOW.. FOR HOLDERS OF THESE CREDIT CARDS CALL..ETC..ETC.. - C YEARC! NO MORE SUCKING ADVERTISMENTS! SHADE THINKS ALL THE PROGRAMS ON SKY SUXX ... - C AND HE'S A LITTLE RIGHT.. BUT ONLY A LITTLE.. - TELEVISION IS A DISEASE... THE COMPUTER IS THE CURE! - C EH,MOODY?? WHO'S THAT? - C THE ONE WITH THE BLACK PUBICS...?? - D OR WAS THAT BLACK HAIR..?? THE GIRL IN ANNE-LINE'S PARTY.. NEXT TIME,PLEASE FORGET YOUR 'HB' AT HOME! IT MADE ME FEEL KINDA - D AND HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOU AND KITTY..?? DOWN THE DRAIN..?? - D AND BY THE WAY: TELL ANNE LINE THAT SHE HAS TO HAVE ANOTHER PARTY SOON! THE GALS UP THERE WERE COOL.. OR TO BE PRECICE - LET'S BRING SOME 'SPANISH FLY' NEXT TIME,SHALL WE..?? OR ASK KATHRINE TO COME,AND BRING SOME OF HER 'BIRTHDAY-PARTY-PILLS'!!! - C HOOHOOHOHO! NICE WITH SOME COOL SOFA ACTION!! - H EEHHMM... SORRY! I GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY! HOPE STONE'S NOT READING THIS FAR,CAUSE THEN I FEAR HIS GONNA ASK MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT EL - D..TH ... GET IT,MOODY?? - H AAAWWW! THIS - ENOUGH TEXT.. - D SHIBA.. TURNS EVERY MEAL INTO A FEAST.. - F HE HA HOO HOH HO TJI-HI! - C (HO,HO-MO...MOODY .. COOL DRAWING.. ) O.K! - F THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR NOW.. SEE YOU ALL IN OUR NEXT DEMO..!! - [DEVIL[ AND [SHADE[ OF TRP/THE STARS! - K HELVETES ULLPIKK! NA ER DET SLUTT! SLA AV MASKINEN! DET ER NOE AV DET DARLIGSTE JEG HAR SETT! -

D0lle D0ck by The Troopers

D0lle D0ck!!! UNFORTUNATELY,PARRALLAXX (_?!) COU - HELLO,HELLO,HELLO! - ARE HERE AGAIN WITH ONLY - PURPOSE IN MIND: - TO NAIL YOU TO YOUR MONITOR WITH THE HELP OF THIS - INTERESTING TEXT. - WAS RIPPED FROM THE - WAS RIPPED FROM THE - WAS RIPPED FROM THE - TUNES 2 & 3 WUZ DONE BY - . ALL TUNES WERE RIPPPPED OUT BY - EXCEPT FOR THE - TUNE WHICH WAS RIPPPED BY - . THE PICTURE WAS PAINTED BY - AND WAS INSPIRED BY THE - "D0LLE D0CK" ... THIS IS THE D0LLE D0CK SELECTOR. - SIT BACK AND ENJOY IT!!! - UNFORTUNATELY,PARRALLAXX (_?!) COULDN'T BE WITH US 2-DAY COZ WE DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS! (_ HE! SAYZ DEVIL!) ... HELLO THERE,HILDE-GUNN-BEATE-GERD-GAUTE! I STILL LOVE U! EVEN THOUGH YOU RAPED MY JOYSTICK YESTERDAY. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT EFFECT - HAVE ON PEOPLE,DO YOU! HELLO BREDE! SER DU PAA? DEVIL SENDS GREETINGS TO YOU! TONITE I AM GONNA WATCH - "SOME MOTHERS DO 'AVE 'EM" - ON SUPERCHANNEL ... - DONT SWALLOW MY TV! HAHA! HE GOT AN ELECTRIC SHOCK!!! - HE'S STILL ALIVE... ...THANX TO "KING FEATURES SYNDICATE" FOR MAKING THE SILLIEST CARTOON EVER : " - SAYS DEVIL. I PERSONALLY PREFER " - KEEP ON ROCKIN' OVERDRIVE!!! AND A MSG. TO PHYLDE : "0LL!" AHHH. WE'RE SOOO - WE'RE GOIN OUT TO BUY SOMETHING TO DRRRINK ( - WHILE WE'RE OUT GUZZLINN SOME DRINX,YOU CAN HACK A LITTLE IN THE SPRITES. THERE ARE SOME INTERESTING MESSAGES. ESPECIALLY FOR - HAHA. THE TIME IS NOW - PLEASE WAIT 'TIL WE RETURN WITH OUR TUMMIES FULL! HEY,HEY,HEY! WE'RE BACK!!! - THE TIME IS NOW 18:28:20...WE HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR 12 HOURS!!! - A PRETTY STUPID,UN-INTERESTING,FOOLISH,JERKY THING TO SAY... - MY COKE IS ALMOST FINISHED...(THIS IS - THE IDOL SPEAKING,PARALLAX!!!!(JARRE IS A BLOODY STUPID NAME!!!)) - COKE IS IT! COKE IS IT! COKE IS IT! PERSONALLY I LIKE "MOZELL" BETTER! MOZELL! MOZELL! MOZELL!!!! THE UGLY PICCY WAS DRAWN BY IDOL DURING A BAD CASE OF PSYCHOTIC NEED OF COKE.... THERE! MY COKE IS FINISHED! NOW FOR SOME - ENTERTAINING FAIRY-TALES: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE FROG CALLED FREDDY FROG. THERE WAS ALSO A LITTLE SHEEP CALLED SHEILA SHEEP.ONE DAY THE FROG MET THE LITTLE SHEEP,AND HE SAID "HELLO,SHEEP ARE YOU CHEAP?" THE SHEEP WAS VERY UPSET ABOUT THE FROG'S NASTY LANGUAGE AND ANSWERED "YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO SPEAK PROPERLY!" BY THE WAY,IF YOU'D LIKE A NUMBER,THEN JUST CALL ON ME TONITE!" THEN THE SHEEP SAID IN A RATHER HARSH TONE "YOU ARE A VERY NAUGHTY LITTLE FROG! YOU SHOULD BE DEEPLY ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!" THE FROG ANSWERED WITH A PLEASANT SMILE "OH,WHAT THE HELL!" THE SHEEP WAS ASTONISHED BY THE FROG'S FLABBERGASTING MANNERS.SHE SAID "YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! (DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH A "69"?)" THE FROG ANSWERED "YOU,BET I DO,HONEY!" THE SHEEP SAID "WELL THEN IT'S SETTLED! LETS GO MAKE SOME NOISE!" -CENCURED- ...AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THIS WAS A TALE OF THE UNEXPECTED. WRITTEN BY DOALD RAHL! "FOOO FOOO FOOO FOFOFOFOFOFOOO!" YELLS DEVIL! (I THINK HE LIKED THE STORY.) "HALLO LARS,GAMLE KALOSJ! JEG BARE SA DET,JEG..." ITS JUST ANOTHER PANIC FRIDAY! (I DONT 'AVE ANY MONEY FOR BEER TONIGHT.) AH-AH-AH-AAAAH! (SING IT!) - HELP,HELP.I CANT SWIM! HELP! I SAY,OLD CHAP:WHY SHOULD I.I CANT PLAY THE PIANO,BUT I DONT GO AROUND TELLING IT TO EVERYBODY... JOLLY GOOD SHOW,EH? FAR OUT,MAN! WOW LIKE GREAT LIKE LIKE LIKE EHH... WELL ANYWAY:- HERE COME THE GREETINGS:- GREETING GREETING GREETING. NO,WE WONT BORE YOU WITH THAT RIGHT NOW.BUT THEY WILL BE COMING LATER. PERHAPS AND THEN AGAIN PERHAPS NOT... - YOU THINK YOU ARE SO - GOOD,BUT YOU WILL - BE ABLE TO MAKE AN - DEMO LIKE THIS ONE ... THE - "D0LLE D0CK SELECTOR" - PAUSE.. HELLO,WE ARE BACK AGAIN AFTER A SMALL PAUSE PLAYING SOME VEEERY OLD ( - GAMES... LIKE F.EX. - ... THE TIME IS NOW - ... WE ARE VERY SORRY THAT - CANT BE WITH US HERE TONIGHT AND SHARE THIS MOMENT OF PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING IN THE WORLD WITH US... ..." - HALLO LARS,GAMLE ST0VEL! JEG BARE - DET,JEG..." HAVE YOU SEEN THE " - ? YEECH! ITS REALLY LOUSY! (2 BARF BAGS,PLEASE ... OH,MAKE THAT - WOULD YOU?) THE PAINTING OF THE EYES IS - BAD... IT CANT BE TOLD ... IT MUST BE EXPERIENCED... ... - HAS MADE A ULTRAMEGASUPERGREATFANTASTIC AMAZING FLABBERGASTING PICTURE OF - AND WOW! IT IS REALLY SOMETHING! ... LOOK FORWARD TO THE DEMO!!! ... HELLO - ! WE HEAR YOU ALSO HAVE MADE A " - " PICCY! SORRY,BUT WE WERE THE FIRST WITH - IDEA! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME... ...YOU MAY NOW PUT ON YOUR SUNGLASSES OR YOU CAN TURN OFF THE MONITOR! B-COZ:- THE TERRIBLE,FEARSOME - ARE NOW APPROACHING... BEWARE,BEWARE! * DANGER! * FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS... GREETINGS TO : ... JAZZCAT ... OMEGA ( - ) ... MR.MAX (NO OFFENCE,BUT: STOP SENDING SHITWARE,PLEASE!) ... EUROCRACK (YOU ARE THE BEST,TRULY!) ... MOODY (I BET U 'AVE FALLEN ASLEEP BY NOW!) ... OVERDRIVE (KEEP ON ROCKIN'!!!) ... JETTY + JUTBIT (?!) + BETJAT + JATBET + TEBJAT (___ MOVING,HA? SO - ) ... CHIVE ... THE LOWBOYS (WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS DEMO? FAR OUT,HA?!?) ... HESTEN PETTERSEN (HAHA! GLUB GLUB GLUB! --THE ULTIMATE ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPAZE WHICH DOESN'T REALLY EXCIST BEACAUSE OF THE 3RD DIMENSION-- KEEP ROCKIN' (_ OH,IS - WHAT IT IS...STOP DRUMMING MY DESK THROUGH THE BLOODY FLOOR, - ) ... THE SPRITES SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE IN THE BORDER... ...IF YOU DON'T FIND THEM,LOOK IN THE MEMORY WITH YOUR - THIS IS DEFINATELY - BYE NOW! - STILL WATCHING? - WELL THE TEXT IS JUST ABOUT TO - AROUND NOW,SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH MUCH LONGER. - YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF A - READING THIS FAR. WE SURE HOPE THERE IS A BED FOR YOU AT REITGJERDET!!! - HEY,DEVIL! DO YOU HAVE A GUN? I'D LIKE TO KILL THAT BASTARD WHO'S WATCHING...I WANT TO GET SOME SLEEP. (...AND BREDE WAS HIS NAME...) OH,NO THIS IS - ! WRAP! :- HELLO,HELLO,HELLO! THE TROOPERS ARE HERE*BREAK ERROR!* SO YOU WANT TO READ THIS TEXT TWICE,DO YOU??! ( - WHATS THE POINT, - ?) ... WE CERTAINLY FOOLED YOU THERE,SUCKERS! YOU - BELIEVED THAT THE TEXT STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN... ...WELL,TELL NO LIES: THIS IS THE END. - . - SSSSSSSSSXXXX]] "&''''''FGFGCCBBCCBBCCBBQ* - GXG]G^G G%G G^G]G/G G"G#G(G#G G/ - B_B_B B_B_B_B%B_B_B B/B[B_B^BZBYB] - OXB#B$BYB!B"B_BXB%B$B]B/B!B BYB&B%BXB0B.B_B+B'B*B -

Datz Da Way by The Troopers

Datz Da Way <***> <*** <*** * * * * * * * * * * * *** *** * * * * WELCOME TO 'MECH-TECH' ANOTHER MEGA-DEMO FROM THE TROUPER MUSIK BY A COOL COMPOSER YEAH! INTRO WAS C0UDED BY STEIN PRESS SPACE! P.S: LOGO ALSO BY STEIN (YEAH!) INTROMUSIK BYE OLE & LARS - "QQQ _ - " * * * * *" - " * * * * *" - " * * * * " - =THE TROOPERS PROUDLY PRESENT: - 0IN 1800 SECONDS - I MADE THIS DEMO BECAUSE IDOL AND I HAD A COMPETITION: WHO COULD MAKE THE UGLIEST DEMO? - DA WALT FAMOUZ TRAUPER'S WIV OUR NEU DEEMO 'THAT'S THE WAY IT ISN'T - ./ TAFFEL-STIKS!' - THE 2 LAST PARTZ WUZ DONE IN YEAR 1987,BY THE BEST CODER EVER.. THE TRAUPERS.. - :BUT THE INTRO IS MADE 2DAY - DIDRICK! DIN DUMRIAN! FOR DU FIKK IKKE DRA(N?) HILS BJERREGAARD - 6HERE ARE A POEM..: ' RHOZISS AR REDD, JOYSTIKS AR BLOO - 3WELLCOOLEHRADDUDES? - 6ALSO A NEW INVENTION.. DA SOON WORLD FAMOUZ N.D.Y.Z.P. - 9GREATEZT FANG ,EH/? XX ?_ - U5THIE! OOHPS! ZORRIE! - THAT WAZ NO GERATING! OH,WELL.. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ZOM GREATINGZ.. WELLMAN!! OK DUDE - /GREATINGS TO : - GENESIS*PROJECT (HI OLIVER! YOU ARE TOO LAMER!! SEND FASTER AND MAKE BETTER DEMOZ - $- LEVEL 99 ( YO KGB, YO KOOL DOODE! - U AR TOO GOOD PERHAPS, BUT WHY DID YOUR FRIEND IN LEVVEL 99 TELL ME U DIN - '=T WANNTA SVAPP WIZ ME ANYMORE - ?- RAWHEAD (U'R PARTEJ R KOOL ,BUT WERE BETTER CODERZ THAN YU!!) - - SHINING SQR64 (HI DYUIYUYIUDZ! I'LL SEND ZOON..!!) SCOOP (HI OLD CHARLES! HOPE YOU DON'T TINK WE ARE LLAMAS! NO OFFENCE,EH?? ) - =BROS (EUGENE !! DIN DUMMING!) - =HOTLINE (HEI! DERE BYTTER VI IKKE MED, MEN VI HAR IKKE LYST - .<!! DON'T WRITE US YOU LAMERZ - ) - SHADOWS (ER DERE EGENTLIG DE SAMME SOM DEN KLUBBEN OMEGA ZUPFREM ER ME I,EGENTLIG??) - - DCS (HI HENDY! I HOPE YOU'RE NO AZHAMED OF HAVVING YIER NAME IN THIS DEMMO - , SEND TONNS OF MARATHONN! LOVELEYYUER!! ) - 5- TRIAD.. VAAR DEMOER STYGGERE ENN DERES! KLANTISAR - =FIG (OOHPS! WE DON'T KNOW YOU - GLARP!!) - HORIZON.. (YOU CAN USE OUR MUSIC,BUT WE'RES THE DEMMO WITH THEMM IN IT THE MUSIC OF OURS..?? - PS.S.S.: HOWDO YOU ENJOY THIS TOONEOFMINE AND LARS IN THE INTRO OF THIS DEMO ?? ) - OHHPS!! HER KOMMER NOEN FULLEDSTER OG SPOER ETTER NILS1! DE ER FAEN SAA STYGGE - " DE HAR NOK TATT ETPAR BJ0RNUNGER - KULT?? NEI! OK FLERE GREETINGSER!! NEI! IKE FLERE ! SORRY ,NO MORE GREETS.. THBIS 7A BUNCH OF KRAPP ANYWAY - .SNOT! SLIME!1 - &P! URGLEBURGLE! DETTE ER KULT! SPWH - N6G! SNIFF,SNIFF! UGH! - VI ER T0FFE! VI ER GAERNE VI! WE ARE ABITT TAIRED COS(X) WE HAVN'T SLEPT IN 2MINUTES - HUH? SCHTEIN HAST BLAUE BUKSENS!! BOMB JACK ISSHIT ON THE AMIGA! - )OK! THATBS I>T.. HOW ABOUT RAPPING,THEN..? - SPECIALS TO THE BAYERN FREAKOLIVER OF G*P, AND THE LAME SCOUSE GIT HENDY OF DCS!!1! - &BYE!1!223!! HUH! SNART ER DET SLUT!! - OK! THIS ABOUT RAPPZ IT UPFOR (DOWNFOR?) (UPFRONT?) NOW.. LOOK AFTER DESTINATION II,OK?? - 7OLE,STEIN OG LARS AT THE RAWHEAD, BROS, SUPPLIERS PARTY - &THANX FORGEWATCHING MEINE PROGRAMMEN!! -

Destination by The Troopers

Destination ^THE STARS^PRESENT^ ^'DESTINATION'^ ^_ ^ ^CODE BY^ ^STONE^ ^_ ^ ^GRAPHICS BY^ ^DEVIL^AND^STONE^_ ^ ^MUSIC BY^ ^SHADE^AND^STONE^_ ^MUSIC-ROUTINE^BY^ ^STONE^ ^_ ^ ^YO,SPIRIT!^SEE ANY BUGS?^ ^ ^YES,WE ARE^FINALLY BACK.^SORRY IT TOOK^SO LONG,BUT^REMEMBER...^_ ^ONE WHO WAITS^FOR SOMETHING^GOOD, NEVER^WAITS IN VAIN^ ^_ ^MESSAGE TO^OMICRO^SUPREME...^YOUR DEMOS^REALLY BOGGLE^MY MIND!!!^_ ^I COMPLETELY^FAIL TO SEE^WHY I SHOULD^KILL MYSELF.^ ^_ ^YOU'RE NOT^ALL THAT^FANTASTIC..^ ^_ ^GROW UP,YOU^LITTLE SHIT!^ ^ ^_ ^TAKE NO^OFFENSE,ALL^U OTHER COOL^RAWHEAD^GUYS,^_ ^BUT HOW^CAN YOU^BEAR WITH^THIS DUDE?!^ ^_ ^ ^PRESS SPACE^ ^ ^_ ^STARS 1988^ ^ ^_ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ - D WELCOME TO THE FIRST 'REAL' PART OF "DESTINATION" ... THE LATEST IN AN ONGOING SERIES OF DEMOS MADE TO ENGAGE AND ENTERTAIN YOU ... PROGRAMMED BY STONE (NOW ALSO ON THE AMIGA) ... WITH THE MUSICAL AND GRAPHICAL ASSISTANCE OF SHADE AND DEVIL ... YOU MAY PRESS SPACE TO CONTINUE ... IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ORDER SOME MUSIC FOR YOUR GAME, YOU CAN CONTACT: - C TWILIGHT MUSIC LTD. - E J.R WILHELMSENS VEI 60 - I ...OR CALL (NORWAY 047) 2 783306 (ASK FOR LARS) - ^ THIS IS THE REAL _ - ^# GRAPHICS BY #_ - ^ IF YOU WANT TO MAIL-TRADE$_ - ^ DEVIL, DEMANDING _ - ^THE MULTICOLOR_ - ^# STONE AND DEVIL #_ - ^ MUSIQUE BY SHADE _ - ^THEN YOU MIGHT REACH US AT$_ - ^ ALL YOU MENTALLY _ - ^ MARVEL BELOW _ - ^ THE TROOPERS _ - ^# CODING BY STONE #_ - ^ RETARDED JERKS - ^ WOZ DUN BY _ - ^ OUT THERE CALLED _ - ^ "DESTINATION" _ - ^# AND DIRECTED #_ - ^OLE M.PETTERSEN (DEVIL) $_ - ^ DEVIL TO CHANGE - ^BY STONE AND DEVIL._ - ^ MUSICROUTINE _ - ^YOUR NAMES!..DEVIL IN_ - ^ DEPREZZO EL ESPACCIOBARI! _ - ^ BY STONE _ - ^BYTERAPERS, SHINING 8_ - ^AND ALL THE OTHERS..._ - ^ SPRITEY LOGOS BY STONE! _ - ^USE JOYSTICK IN PORT II_ - ^ YOU ALL PISS ME OFF _ - [ GOOD AFTERNOON,AND WELCOME TO OUR NEWEST PRODUCTION... 'DESTINATION' ..WHICH HAS TAKEN US A WHILE TO MAKE,DUE TO OUR VISITS TO THE BEACH,THE PARTIES, AND OFCOURSE GETTING TO KNOW NOO GALS... - F ALL GRAPHICS ABOVE BY ME,DEVIL ... MUSIC COMPOSED BY OUR MUSICAL MUSICIAN,SHADE ... AND CODING AND THESE CHARS BY STONE ... STONE HERE! DEVIL'S JUST GONE TO THE LOO, AND I HEAR SOME WEIRD NOISES! OOPS,HE'S BACK... - I BAH! WHAT AN UNCIVILIZED PIECE OF ASS... WELL,LET'S GET BACK TO BUSINESS,SHALL WE..? - E OK! WHEN WRITING THIS SCOLLER,I THOUGHT I WOULD BE NICE..AND DON'T PISS OTHER PEEPS OFF... BUT THINGS DON'T ALWAYS GO QUITE AS PLANNED,DO THEY...? SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT THE LITTLE DEMAND WRITTEN ON THE SECOND SCREEN.. - C ALL YOU JERKS OUT THERE CALLED 'DEVIL'.. ALTER YOUR FUCKING NAME!!! DEVIL FROM ACTION FORCE OF BYTERAPERS AND DEVIL OF SHINING 8.. MY NAME HAS BEEN DEVIL SINCE '84! YOUR GROUPS WASN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT AT THAT POINT... AND YOU MUST KNOW THAT MY NAME IS DEVIL.. SO WHY CALL YOURSELVES A NAME THAT IS USED..?? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE US CALLING OURSELVES 'THE NEW BYTERAPERS'OR 'SHINING 9'?? THINK ABOUT IT,WILL YOU...?? OK! WHEN I AM IN A MOOD OF SLAGGING,I MIGHT ASWELL MENTION OMEGA SUPREME.. THAT SON OF A BITCH THINKS HE'S THE BEST CODER EVER... WELL 'OMEGA'.. WHY SAYING 'VI BANKER DERE!!' (WE'LL CRUSH YOU!) WHEN YOUR GROUP ISN'T EVEN AMONG THE TOP GROUPS IN SCANDINAVIA... ARE YOU ANGRY BECAUSE WE DIDN'T WANT TO JOIN YOU??! OR ARE YOU JUST ENVIOUS OF US,CAUSE WE'RE ON A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL THAN YOU... DON'T BUG US,'OMEGA',CAUSE YOU JUST PISS US OFF... - C AND YOUR PIMPLESQUEEZING DEMOS ARE NOT THAT GOOD.. YOUR TECH-TECH ROUTINE IS NAFF.. DIN FUSENTAST! - C AND YOUR TEXTS WHICH MAINLY TELLS US YOU'RE THE BEST,ARE NOT INTERESTING AT ALL... YOU LITTLE SHIT! HOWEVER, THERE ARE STILL SOME COOL GUYS IN RAWHEAD.. WHY NOT THROW THAT SPOILED BRAT OUT??! - D OK! ENUFF SHIT ... - D ON THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF THE ROOM,STONE'S SITTING PLAYING ARKANOID ON THE AMIGA... - C I THINK I'LL TAKE A BREAK.. - D SHADE'S NEXT.. - C I HAD TO DO SOME BLOODY HOMEWORK BEFORE I CAME DOWN HERE, SEE? BUT NOW I'M FINALLY HERE. HOPE YOU ALL LIKE MY MUSICS, STONE'S RUTINE IS BRILL. DON'T FORGET TO CONTACT US IF YOU REALLY NEED A TUNE! - C GUESS WHO'S GOING TO LONDON ON THE 24TH OF SEPTEMBER?? TO DO WHAT?? YES, OF COURSE! I'M GOING TO THE BIG JARRE CONCERT! DESTINATION DOCKLANDS! 2 MILLION PEOPLE'S GOING TO WATCH IT, LIVE! AND PLEASE CHECK OUT HIS NEW ALBUM ! ... I'M SURE IT'S GREAT! I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON IT! - C HI, TERENCE! YOU'RE FORGIVEN FOR NOT SENDING, HOPE YOU FORGIVE ME, TOO. A FRIEND OF MINE GOT A "ROLEX"-WATCH FROM SINGAPORE YESTERDAY FOR ONLY 20 DOLLARS. YOU MIGHT BUY ONE IN EXCHANGE FOR A MC-BOOK (IT'S ACTUALLY ALMOST THE SAME PRICE, NORWAY IS EXPENSIVE) ... THAT WAS SHADE'S CONTRIBUTION,AND HERE'S STONE! SHADE AND DEVIL ARE RIGHT NOW FIGHTING OVER WHICH GAME TO PLAY ON MY NEW AMIGA... SHADE WANTS TO PLAY "PORTS OF CALL",WHILE DEVIL LIKES A LITTLE MORE ACTION. MY CURRENT FAVOURITE IS OF COURSE 'INTERCEPTOR' ... THIS DEMO HAS REALLY TAKEN A WHILE TO COMPLETE. I MADE THIS SCROLLER SOME MONTHS AGO, BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR THE REST OF THIS DEMO... WHAT HAS TAKEN UP A LOT OF MY TIME,IS CODING MY NEW MUSIC ROUTINE AND EDITOR. IT STILL ISN'T PERFECT,BUT I THINK IT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD. JUST LISTEN FOR YOURSELF! ... WELL,I'M HAVING DINNER NOW,SO I'LL BE BACK LATER... - H SHADE'S HERE! HAVE ANYONE EVER HEARD OF A GUY CALLING HIMSELF "KITARO?" I JUST HEARD HIS MUSIC FOR THE FIRST TIME, IT'S GR - C ...THAT WAS SHADE ONCE AGAIN, BUT NOW I (STONE) AM BACK FROM THE KITCHEN (BURP) ... I AM AT THE MOMENT TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO CODE ON THE AMIGA, AND IT IS KIND OF DIFFERENT FROM THE OLD 6510... I LIKE ALL THE DIFFERENT ADDRESSING MODES, THOUGH. SHADE WANTS TO COPY MY 'KITARO' TAPE, BUT THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW, SO I WON'T LET HIM! (HUHU!) DEVIL IS THROWING TEDDYBEARS AT ME, SO I AM HAVING A VERY HARD TIME TYPING THIS. FORTUNATELY I NOW AM ABLE TO DO MANY THINGS AT THE SAME TIME (MULTITASKING!) ... OH,NO! SHADE AND DEVIL ARE PLAYING AROUND WITH MY TEDDY-BEARS, AND SEEM TO BE HAVING ONE HELL OF A TIME!! HIAARRH! ... STOP POKING ME IN THE FACE WITH THAT THING, DEVIL!!! ... IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE GREETINGS, THEN YOU ARE A BIT SLOW, COZ THEY ARE DISPLAYED A FEW INCHES ABOVE THIS SCROLLER... - D "YO,D!" ... "WHAH?" ... "SHOW'EM HOW YA DO IT!" - C.. DEVIL P IS A BAD YOUNG BROTHER.. - F ALLRITE! THIS IS DEVIL,AND RIGHT NOW THERE'S NOT VERY MUCH ACTION HERE.. - C IF ANYBODY WANTS TO SEND ME MILLI VANILLI'S COOL SINGLE "GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE",THEN PLEASE WRITE ME... AND TO ALL YOU GUYS ASKING ME TO MAKE A LOGO FOR YOU,PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T MAKE A LOGO FOR YOU ALL... ANYWAY,I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. - F YEACK! STONE IS DIGGING HIS NOSE,AND IS EATING THE OUTCOME. - C.. OK! TIME FOR SOME STATUS REPORTS... I'M FEELING FINE,BUT A BIT HUNGRY... BILLY IDOL'S VERY GOOD ALBUM 'REBEL YELL' IS DOMINATING THE AURAL STIMULATION HERE... STONE'S TRYING TO SING STEVE STEVEN'S GITAR SOLOS,THOUGH... - F SHADE IS LYING IN BED,DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... - G BEFORE I FORGET IT: IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME,THEN CALL : IN NORWAY.. (0)2 79 55 35... CALL,CALL,CALL!! - C AND PLEASE,IF THERE ARE ANY GIRLS WATCHING,THEN CONTACT ME.. BUT ONLY FOR SWAPPING.. CALL TODAY! OK! NOW FOR SOME COMMENTS TO MY CONTACTS... - C THE RIFFS HELLO HAAKAN! SORRY FOR SENDING SO LATE,BUT I THOUGHT I'D WAIT UNTIL THE DEMO WAS FINISHED. CALL ME, WILL YOU..? ... GENESIS PROJECT.. YO TNT! HOPE YOU LIKE MY GRAPHICS.. BY THE WAY,HAVE YOU EVER TRIED MIXING APPLE JUICE WITH VODKA..?? ... MR.METALLICA.. HI! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL ME,AND EVERY TIME YOU CALL,I'M OUT.. SHIT! HOW'S IT GOING OVER THERE! AND SORRY FOR JUST GREETING YOU AS 'MR.METALLICA',BUT I DON'T REMEMBER YOUR GROUP NAME... SEND SOON,WILL YOU? ... AND YOU,STEVE OF ZENITH... WHY DON'T YOU WRITE ME BACK..AND WRITE THAT SHADE AND I HAVE MADE THE CHARS ON YOUR INTRO! ... AND KGB OF LEVEL 99.. DIDN'T YOU RECIEVE MY SENDING ..? OK! THIS MUST BE BORING FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.. BESIDES,I'M TIRED OF WRITING ... SO LONG... - F ...THIS IS STONE ONCE AGAIN. I THINK I'LL TRY TO FINISH OFF NOW. I'M SORRY IT TAKES SO LONG BEFORE WE CAN RELEASE NEW DEMOS, BUT I AM NOW ATTENDING THE UNIVERSITY IN OSLO, AND THAT MEANS A LOT OF STUDYING. MATHEMATICS AND PHILOSOPHY, URRGH! ... WELL, IT IS TIME TO SAY GOODBYE. HOPE TO SEE YOU SOME TIME, SOME PLACE... MAYBE ON THE AMIGA? - I THIS HAS BEEN A STARS PRESENTATION, - C BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE TROOPERS, SHADE, DEVIL AND STONE IN 1988 ANNO DOMINI. - BY STONE AND DEVIL - UNRANKED HELLOS TO - THE WANDERER GROUP - DANISH DREAMLINE - CRACKFORCE OMEGA - CREEPING DEATH N JOE - A STARS PRODUCTION - STONE SHADE DEVIL - " "OPOPKLKLKLKLKLKL - WXWXBC$%]QRQR " "MNQRQRQRQRQRQR -

Kleptomania by The Troopers

Kleptomania THE TROOPERS SAYS: "THE WINTER IS FOR ICEBEARS.GIVE PRESENTS: KLEPTOMANIA >> PRESS SPACE << - KLEPTOMANIA THE TROOPERSPRESENTS: - >> PRESS SPACE << HELLO,AND WELCOME TO OUR FIRST DEMO OF 1988 ... IT HAS TAKEN US A WHILE TO COMPLETE,SO SOME OF THE MESSAGES MAY BE A BIT DATED... DATE OF RELEASE : 25-01-1988 ... THE GREAT GURU SAYS: "THE WINTER IS FOR ICEBEARS.GIVE ME SOME HEAT." ... THE GREAT GURU COMMENTS ON THE SWEDISH TROOPERS : "WHERE'S MY NEUTRON BLASTER?" ... STONE-88 LOGGING OFF... - J WELL,WELL! HERE WE GO AGAIN! ... THE AWFULLY BRILLIANT MUSIC IN THIS PART COMES FROM "PARALLAX" ... PLEASE DONT CHANGE THE MUSIC BEFORE YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL,BECAUSE IT GETS REALLY GREAT AFTER A WHILE... I (STONE) THINK THIS IS THE BEST MUSIC EVER MADE ON THIS COMPUTER,FAR BETTER THAN ANYTHING ROB HUBBARD HAS DONE. YEAH! USE THE JOYPOLE IN PORT2 TO SELECT FROM THE MENU. OH MY,WHAT A BRILLIANT ROUTINE THAT IS! AND IT WAS ALL CODED BY ME (STONE) ... I AM IN LOVE WITH MY ASSEMBLER! (JUST KIDDING) ... WE DON'T HAVE THE SPACE FOR A LOT OF TEXT IN THIS PART,SO BYE FOR NOW! -

Magnetic by The Troopers

MagneticBHD **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"MAGNETIC [TRP]",8,1: SEARCHING FOR MAGNETIC [TRP] LOADING READY. RUN - THE TROOPERS PRESENTS "MAGNETIC"...SPECIAL GREETINGS TO OUR NEW CONTACT ACTIVE CRACKING TEAM ... PRESS SPACE ... STONE 4/10-1987 - " /STONE AND DEVIL - 0TROOPERS RELEASE - 0BASED ON AN IDEA - /STONE AND DEVIL - /VISUAL EFFECTS CO-PRODUCED BY STONE AND DEVIL. - >TITLE SCREEN PICTURE BY DEVIL - =OCCASIONAL MUSIC COMPOSED BY - .FLOPPIES BY 3M - .ELECTRONICS BY - X3VII BY THE TROOPERS - .FOR SUFFICIENT - /DOUBT ABOUT IT: WE ARE THE BEST GROUP IN NORWAY - 0SECURELY LEAD BY - _COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE LAZY BOY! - _HERE COMES OUR * RANKING LIST * - 07.BOLLA PINNSVIN8.RELAX (HAHA!) 9.D.S COMPWARE - GGHHIIJJKLLMNOPQRSTUVXY[/^ "$&(+-0369= - AA FOR THE GALWAY SOUNDS OF - AA THIS DEMO WAS PROGRAMMED ENTIRELY BY - AA AND COMPLETELY WITHOUT HELP FROM - *HE JUST SAT THERE COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME - HE DESIGNED THE GRAPHICS ON TOP OF THE SCREEN,BUT I DID THE REST - CATHE SPRITE ROUTINE - WE WERE PLANNING ON HAVING THE - AABUT WE DECIDED UPON THESE DITTIES FROM - 4NG TIME SINCE YOU COULD ENJOY MY WORDS ON YOUR TELLY - ) WELL,I'M BACK ANYWAY. - AN THE VERY NICE PICTURE ON THE INTRO WAS OFCOURSE MADE BY - CAWATCH OUT FOR SOME OTHER RAD PICCIES BY ME - AA (COMPLETELY SELF-MADE.) - (TERRIBLY TASTING CREAM-CRACKERS!) - SKRANGLER OG GAAR - AFAND ALL THOSE WE HAVE FORGOTTEN - ."THBIS /KINDA BORING,SO - GGHHIIJKKLMMNOPQRSTVWXZ[]_ "%'),.147:> - #DWD#D"DVD"D!DUD!D DTD D - [I'I%I%C"F F^FZI&I$I$CNCZCQC]CRC^C - BUH_A!A$A&A$B_H F!B - BUBUB/B/B[B[BZBZB!B!B B_B/B[BZBXB -

Moonetic by The Troopers

MooneticB - PRESENTS MOONETIC (/) 1987 BY SHADE OF THE TROOPERS COMING UP: IF Y MEMBERS OF THE TROOPERS ARE: - SHADE - STONE - DEVIL - - INK OF IT,I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS..WEEKS - EAT THE MO,I'M TRYING TO MAKE A PICCIE OF A SNOWMAN FOR OUR X-MAS DEMO.. IT'S KINDA SAD,EH? SUMMER IS OVER.. NO MORE OF WATCHING TOPLESS GIRLIES ON THE BEACH.. NO MORE OF MAKING LOVE IN THE COOL SUMMER GRASS.. NO MORE DELICIOUS LOOKING,GREAT TASTING ICE-CREAMS... ARRGH! NO MORE 'NO MORE'.. - DSHIT! THIS IS CRAP! - DBETTER LET SHADE CONTINUE.. ERR...YEAH! A MESSAGE TO JET BAT.. : 'SKATE OR DIE' IS STILL NOT WORKIN'! I'VE GOT TO COPY S.2 WITH 'ENFORCER' TOO! - FWELL..HERE'S SHADE.. - SYES, HERE I'M... JUST HAD TO THROUGH - DEVIL AWAY HE'S SO SLOW YOU JUST CAN'T GUESS ... 'SORRY, 'BOUT YOU BALLS, DEVIL!!' - DYES, DEVIL IS REALLY SLOW, IF YOU JUST WANT TO COPY SOME STUFF IT TAKES TWO OR PERHAPS THREE HOURS!!! - HHE'S LOADING DEMOS AND LISTENING TO SOME COMPUTER TUNES AND USES A MILLENIUM!!! DEVIL WANTS TO SAY SOME WORDS HERE: - FHELLO! GOTTA GO,COZ I MUST HELP ME MUM WITH THE SHEETS ON MY BED.. - FINTERESTING...EH??? - GWELL, I THINK IT'S TIME TO EAT SOME TASTY 'MARIE KJEKS' -REAL CRACKERS,YOU KNOW! - OMESSAGE TO A GIRLY WHO CALLED 'STONE' LATE IN OCTOBER: CALL AGAIN!! COZ STONE WAS IN A BAD MOOD THAT DAY, PROBLEMS WITH SOME CODING,PERHAPS??? CALL OR WRITE US AGAIN, BUT TRY DEVIL INSTEAD! HERE IS HIS ADDRESS AND NUMBER: - ICALL : (02) 79 55 35 -AND ASK FOR OLE MARIUS... OK,ONCE AGAIN CALL : (02) 79 55 35 .. - EOR YOU MAY WRITE TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS : - FOLE MARIUS PETTERSEN, VABRAATEN 126, N-1392 VETTRE, NORWAY! ONCE AGAIN:: OLE MARIUS PETTERSEN, - EVABRAATEN 126, N-1392 VETTRE,NORWAY! - E-AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYBODY ELSE,TOO.. - DPLEASE DON'T CONTACT US IF YOUR LATEST GAME IS 'TERRA CRESTA' - OR PAC-MAN.. AND,HEY! - DIF YOU DON'T SEND US DISKS,PL - EDASE TELL US WOT YOUR LATEST STUFF IS.. (PLEASE! NO PAC MEN..!) - FTHE TIME IS NOW 21:11 PM,AND THIS IS DEVIL WRITING.. TODAY IT'S MONDAY.. AGGHH! WE HATE MONDAYS.. - EHA HA! TODAY WE GOT BACK OUR ENGLISH EXAMS! - DGUESS WHO WAS THE BEST.. - EYEP! THATS ME.. - FI BET 'LOWBOY' IS SAYING ' - HD!' RIGHT NOW.. HE,HE! - ENO MORE SHOW OFF! SHADE'S GONNA CONTINUE - .D-BE WITH YOU IN A JIFF! - [OH, NO! DEVIL IS DANCING !! IT SUCKS!! 'FUGLEDANSEN' OOGY BOOGY, YE - JJETZT IST ES DEUTSCH!!! - D(JUST GOTTA COOL DEVIL DOWN WITH SOME GERMAN!! HE HATES IT!!!) - DWELL, NOW IT'S TIME FOR OUR 'TOP FIFTEN COMPUTER MUSICIANS RANKING LIST) AFTER A LOT OF LISTENING AND THINKING WE HAVE COME TO THESE RESULTS(SOME OF THEM HAS QUITED, BUT WHO CARES?? AS LONG AS THEIR MUSIC IS ALIVE! HERE THEY ARE: LAST, BUT NOT LEAST(THIS IS ONLY THE WORLDS * 15-BEST *) NR.15: - DRU - ... NR.14: - DEMON - ... NR.13: - BENN - ... NR.12: - FRED GRAY - ... NR.11: - FUNFUN/TRIANGLE - ... NR.10: - MATT GRAY - ... NR.9: - DAVID WHITTAKER - ... NR.8: - MC/USA TEAM - ... NR.7: - JIP - ... NR.6: - RED/JUGDES - ... NR.5: - BANANA/TEK - ... NR.4: - MICHAEL WINTERBERG - ... NR.3: -CHRIS HUELSBECK - ... NR.2: - ROB HUBBARD - ... AND GUESS WHO??? NR.1 IS THE ONE AND ONLY: - D- MARTIN GALWAY - - !D SHADE'S SIGNING OFF NOW, DEVIL WANTS TO SEND GREETINGS ETC. SO BYE,BYE AND GOOD NIGHT!! - FOUR RANKED GREETINGS GOES TO : - DACTIVE CRACKING TEAM (ACT) - EGIZZY NORWAY CORPORATION (GNC) - FTHE REAL STUFF - FAND A COUPLE OF MORE GUYS... - ETHE TIME IS NOW 22:06 -AND I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO BED AGES AGO... I WANT MY TEDDY!!! - DTIME TO SAY GOOD BYE,COZ I'VE GOTTA CLEAN UP THIS BL**DY ROOM.. OHHPS! SORRY.. - EHOPE OVERDRIVE HASN'T GONE MAD,WHILE READING THIS.. HOPE SPIRIT IS GOING TO READ THIS TEXT,ONCE AGAIN.. - EBY THE WAY,OMEGA! WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR NEW DEMO! NOW THAT SPIRIT HAS GOT A DIGITIZER.. - DSEE YOU SOON.. - EBYE,BYE AND GOODNIGHT FROM DEVIL AND SHADE OF THE TROOPERS 16/11-1987 - KDEVIL WAS HERE! - _(/) 1987 THE TROOPERS! - QQQQQQQQQQQQQ - MQ - MQ (/) 1987 - D THE TROOPERS PRESENTS: - M MOONETIC - - G EDAHS YB ENOD - YES, EVERYTHING WAS DONE BY SHADE! - H EXCEPT FOR THIS MUSIC. - N COMING UP: - J IF YOU PRESS A KEY, YOU GET INTO THE MAIN DEMO. THAT'S WHERE THE GREETINGS, A TUNE BY ME, GRAPHICS BY ME AND MUCH MORE ARE, SO SEE YA' - ...YEK YNA SSERP - JWELCOME DUDES!! THIS IS SHADE AND DEVIL OF THE TROOPERS !!! ALL THE STUFF FOR THIS DEMO WAS DONE BY SHADE!! AND I'M TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW!!! LATER WE'LL GIVE YOU A RANKING LIST OF OUR TOP 15! MUSICIANS!!! THIS MUZAX IS DONE BY SHADE ... RIGHT NOW WE(SHADE AND DEVIL) ARE AT DEVIL'S HOUSE AND WE HOPE TO WRITE A LOOONG SCROLLY FOR YOU TO READ, SO LET'S GET START!! I THINK DEVIL WANTS TO START, BUT WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM COZ HE'S ON THE TOILET - MWHAT'S UP DEVOLLY, AIN'T YA COMING ?? - DIT SEEMS HE AINT FINISHED YET ... THEN I'LL CONTINUE: - DWE GOT A LETTER FROM A GUY FROM 'FLEKKEFJORD' HE ASKS FOR SWAPPING. GONNA ANSWER HIM, HOPE YOU HAVE GOT SOME REAL HOT STUFF FOR US, AND THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE..(YOU KNOW WHO!!) ... IF ANY OF YOU OUT THERE WANTS TO CONTACT US AND YOU HAVE GOT SOME NEW STUFF, THEN CALL OR WRITE TODAY!!! WE TAKE CARE OF GOOD CONTACTS!! ADDRESS IS COMING UP LATER ON, SO KEEP ON LISTENING, LOOKING AND READING COZ HERE COMES DEVILLODILDO - RNO,NO AND NO! HE IS STILL ON THE TOILET , HE SEEMS TO BE REAL BUSY IN THERE ... WHO KNOWS WHAT'S UP, PERHAPS HE HAS GOT A DIARRHOEA OR PERHAPS NOT???!!?!?! - GHEY, NOW DEVIL ENTERS, HE'S BACK FROM THE TOILET!! - GHERE HE IS WITH SOME FLABBERGASTING WORDS FOR YOU - EFIRST OF ALL I'VE GOT TO STRAIGHTEN THINGS A BIT... I HAVEN'T GOT A DIARRHOEA...(NORWEGIANS CALLS IT 'DIARE'!) I JUST FOUND AN ISSUE OF 'ZZAP!64' THAT I HAVEN'T READ IN AGES... NOW,THATS SETTELED .. - ETO START WITH,I WOULD JUST LIKE TO APPOLOGIZE TO EVERYBODY... - FOR BEING A LAZY SLOB.. I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING IN THIS DEMO.. COME TO TH - QQQQQQQQQQQQQ - MQ - MQ (/) 1987 - D THE TROOPERS PRESENTS: - M MOONETIC - - G EDAHS YB ENOD - YES, EVERYTHING WAS DONE BY SHADE! - H EXCEPT FOR THIS MUSIC. - N COMING UP: - J IF YOU PRESS A KEY, YOU GET INTO THE MAIN DEMO. THAT'S WHERE THE GREETINGS, A TUNE BY ME, GRAPHICS BY ME AND MUCH MORE ARE, SO SEE YA' - ...YEK YNA SSERP - D THE TROOPERS PRESENTS: - G EDAHS YB ENOD - YES, EVERYTHING WAS DONE BY SHADE! - H EXCEPT FOR THIS MUSIC. - J IF YOU PRESS A KEY, YOU GET INTO THE MAIN DEMO. THAT'S WHERE THE GREETINGS, A TUNE BY ME, GRAPHICS BY ME AND MUCH MORE ARE, SO SEE YA' - ...YEK YNA SSERP -

Omed Ylgu by The Troopers

Omed YlguA COMPETITION: WHO COULD MAKE THE UGLIES - THE TROOPERS PROUDLY PRESENT: OMED YLGU PROGRAMMED BY SHADE IN 1800 SECONDS ..... I MADE THIS DEMO BECAUSE IDOL AND I HAD A COMPETITION: WHO COULD MAKE THE UGLIEST DEMO? LOOK OUT FOR: OMED YLGU II - THE TROOPERS PROUDLY PRESENT: OMED YLGU PROGRAMMED BY SHADE IN 1800 SECONDS ..... I MADE THIS DEMO BECAUSE IDOL AND I HAD A COMPETITION: WHO COULD MAKE THE UGLIEST DEMO? LOOK OUT FOR: OMED YLGU II - / GTHE TROOPERS PROUDLY PRESENT:/ JOMED YLGU/ EPROGRAMMED BY/ ESHADE/ EIN 1800 SECONDS /.E I MADE THIS DEMO BECAUSE IDOL AND I HAD A COMPETITION: WHO COULD MAKE THE UGLIEST DEMO? LOOK O -